The Sopranos (1999–2007) The Weight: Junior doesn't get the fat joke

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Junior Soprano: A mole on her ass? What's the joke? I still don't get it

Tony Soprano: It's not a joke per se, it's... you had to be there

Junior Soprano: A real lack of standards your generation. In my day John would be right, a man would never be expected to stand for a remark like that

Tony Soprano: The fucked up thing is I don't even like Ralph, if he was drowning I'd throw him a cinder block, but not protect one of my own captains? Besides its too late now anyway, Carmine gave me the nod

Junior Soprano: On Johnny? That was a slippery fuck huh? Him and those big fish lips of his? Look at this: The fifth question and the poor prick used all of his life lines

Tony Soprano: John goes, Carmine's going to put himself in a position of maximum deniability

Junior Soprano: So, you make it easy for everybody, take it out of the neighborhood

Tony Soprano: Like an accident?

Junior Soprano: accident, stick up, he can choke on a chicken wing. The important thing: Johnny disappears

Tony Soprano: Johnny out, Carmine's going to put his son in there, fuckin brain-less the second, who knows? Maybe there's an upside of Johnny going. He goes to Boston a lot to visit his father. It could happen up there

Junior Soprano: You want my advice? You'll call Lou DiMaggio, the Atwell Avenue Boys.

Tony Soprano: What? Those sick old fucks in Rhode Island?

Junior Soprano: They may be old my little nephew but those dogs can still hunt

Tony Soprano: My old man used to talk about them, something to do with drugs

Junior Soprano: Heroin back in the fifties it was raining cash with that shit. DiMaggio and his crew never saw a dime. A guy they worked for Lenny Caputo, he didn't believe in it. For fifteen years everyone and their mother was getting rich dealing H. Everyone except these guys. Their eking a living doing hits, running swag, anyway low and behold, one day Lenny get pinched for heroin trafficking. Turns out, the cock sucker was making a fortune working with the mulligan and not only that his been selling out his own guys to the Feds so he can keep his ass out on the street. DiMaggio and another guy on his crew did eight years on a murder rap

Tony Soprano: So much for loyalty huh?

Junior Soprano: You go to Rhode Island whatever you do, don't mention drugs: coke, heroin not even Tylenol

Tony Soprano: So, what happened to this Lenny prick?

Junior Soprano: Lou 'DiMaggio, his real name's Galina. They started calling him Lou 'DiMaggio, after the cops found Lenny and his wife's with their heads bashed in by a baseball bat. Anyway that was Lou when he still had his health

season four episode four

RIP: James Gandolfini (1961-2013)

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